Give some time for this

As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped
 you would talk to me, even if it was just a few
 words, asking my opinion or thanking me for
 something good that happened in your life yesterday.
 But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the
 right outfit to wear.
 
  
 
When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew
 there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say
 hello, but you were to busy. At one point you had to
 wait fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit
 in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I
 thought you wanted to talk to me but you ran to the
 phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip
 instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all
 our activities I guess you were too busy to say
 anything to me.
 
  
 
I noticed that before lunch you looked around, maybe
 you felt embarrassed to talk to me,that is why you
 didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four
 tables over and you noticed some of your friends
 talking to me briefly before they ate, but you
 didn't. That's okay. There is still more time left,
 and I hope that you will talk to me yet.
 
  
 
You went home and it seems as if you had lots of
 things to do. After a few of them were done, you
 turned on the TV. I don't know if you like TV or
 not, just about anything goes there and you spend a
 lot of time each day in front of it not thinking
 about anything, just enjoying the show. I waited
 patiently again as you watched the TV and ate your
 meal, but again you didn't talk to me.
 
  
 
Bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said
 goodnight to your family you plopped into bed and
 fell asleep in no time. That's okay because you may
 not realize that I am always there for you.. I've
 got patience, more than you will ever know.... I
 even want to teach you how to be patient with others
 as well.
 
  
 
I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod,
 prayer or thought, or a thankful part of your heart.
 It is hard to have a one-sided conversation.
 
  
 
Well, you are getting up once again. Once again I
 will wait,  with nothing but love for you. Hoping
 that today you will give me some time. Have a nice
 day!
 
  
 
Your friend,
 
  
 
God, The God whom you believing in...

Bihar Driving License application form

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

"WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS"

Look it from a distance (great illusion)

There are two pictures here...
Let me know if you could view this.

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of
the computer, Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm is
on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feets!!
They switch places !!

I believe this illusion was created by Phillippe G. Schyns
and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow.

This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually
there, all the time!!

I do not know how they generated this fascinating image,
and I believe no-one else is able to generate anything
similar in Photoshop. I know it has something to do with
"low-pass" and "high-pass" filters, but the details??

if u know the xactly wts happening then tell me...

WOMAN BEHIND A MAN (great illusion)

"Behind the Success of every man, there is a Woman."

You believe it or not....it's true and this incredible Picture proves it !!!!

Just press CTRL+A to select all and you will know why it is so....!!!!

It's miraculous.........isn't it ?

Now this is what we call 'MISFORTUNE'

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and
he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look
terrible.What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was
running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

How a BOY & GIRL withdraws cash from ATM...

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.

Best 2 Pics

Friends,
I have two pictures for you... I just want you to tell me whats the first thing comes to your mind seeing the pic.... not too hard right..
Here is the first one:
A. The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.
Second Pic now:
B. The second photo was taken when Bush went to China .

Clever Smuggling!

A Sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike. Iqbal's guards take the bags and rips them apart; empty them out and find nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, heaves them on to the Sardarji 's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.


A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?
'Sand,' says the Sardarji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardarji, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji, doesn't show up and one day and the guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. 'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?' The Sardarji, sips his Lassi and says, 'bikes'. . . . . . . . . . . .

waiting in heaven... for you...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached

Date: 16 May 2002

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was

The World is Changing

" The greater danger for most of us is not

that

our aim is too high and we miss it,

but that

it is too low and we reach it. "

Columbia explosion from an Israeli satellite

Great Design...

Lateral thinking: Think in a different way

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lif t an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Lunch and Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

it happens only in india

This is how business is done!!!

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"



Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"



Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

This is how business is done!!!

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